June 3, 2008

Clayey on the clay

Calamity calamitous ruined my fortrees

Disaster disastrous uproot the polyanthus

Trees falled down with a crash

Sycamore driep up on the manor

Pottery clayey stepped on the clay

Collapse of the reddle within a mound

 

Glebe of a ploughman at the landslide

Watershed disappeared in the farmland

The wind blewdown flatland of a homestead

Fertileland on the the timber land a grazing land

Terracotta of a squire subterranean

Pipkin clayey stumbling among the clay

 

 Lack within live within means within living memory

Wheels within wheels made lived within means

Clay layer within measure of sandy clay

Clean within and without deep within itself

Clayey on the clay within them

Iron wok within the walls fall within rich clay

 

 

 

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May 25, 2008

Deep Tender of Feeling

MOVE ALONG IN RHYTHMICAL STEPS

YOU SPEAK IN A DIFFERENT WAY

MAKE SOUNDS AND MOVEMENTS OF THE BODY

MELANCHOLY HAS COME TO AN END

A DEEP TENDER OF  FEELING FOR YOU COME TO FEEL

MERCY AND KINDNESS COMING FROM THE FEELING

MISS YOU EVERY EARLY PART OF THE DAY

THINK OF YOU BETWEEN SUNSET AND SUNRISE

 

WATER MOVE FROM A HIGHER TO A LOWER

RIVERS FLOWING IN TO THE SEA

LOVE COMING FROM EYES TO EYES

FROM FEELING MOVING TO HEART

LEAF GROWING FROM ROOT OF THE TREE

FEELING GROWING FROM BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET WORDS

I'LL PUT DOWN THE WORDS ON THE PAPER

TO SHOWING THE DEEP TENDER OF FEELING FOR YOU

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Honied dripped infilling honeycomb

Shrub honeyed added fuel to the flame

Sorghum poured oil on the flamers

Mummer moonlighter irrefrangible

 

Cleavage breaking down into trough

Myrtle lifting the weight between the two

Night owl serenade far into the night

Streetwalker burned the midnight oil in dead night

 

Night of gloom of night wacthman

Spent the night small hours of night

Wheezed falteringly wondering

Turned night into day the middle wacth

 

Bight together with entanglement

Enmeshing a bunch retinue

Strangulation antemeridiem tryst fiord

Dew drops perked among bramble

 

Oh! in that, too,

thrown in a drop in the ocean

 

Sincerely yours,

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If my tongue sonorous to showing how is my heart's hall

If my tongue turn hand to telling tales of cache

If I afford to let my soul soulful all matters

Since my soul revealed the veiled

My soul licked wounds bridled the tongue

Reined the tongue who sprayed out falsehood and derision

 

Conscience,

please lead my fingers to put down the true words

Ask me a question why did I disregard your vote

Why did I  bung your sounds with severe words

Cause He turned hand to pierce a sturdy fortress in my heart ?

Cause He slided as a fire arrow shattered my ice hunk?

Cause I found him stronger than my strengthen?

 

Conscience,  

Tell him that you're wedged in and whimper within injury

Tell him that you felt free since you looked in to his eyes

Since His fingers strumed your strings

Tell him the truth that I'm affraid and so worry

What are you worry about? just tell him the truth!

Bunch a line of precious words for clarify

Don't close that opened door again, just say these words!

 

My lover, you are as a cherry among the bramble

My sweet dream, you are as a spotlight in the dark grotto

You are as a glass of orrange juice within the crispy throat

My friend in sorrow, you are as barrels of water in the barren land

My Longing as many as fish' ovums in the ocean

I need you as many as grits on the land

 

Conscience,

Please tell him, why should I pretended to hate him

If in fact: I love him.

Then you said:

He always laughing at me everytime I said something seriously

Ok, just tell him: Hey! my sweet darling! don't laughing at me

Cause I'm very serious this time

"No!" I won't say it cause he shall make it be a joke again

In short movies and other things.

 

Ok..ok, Let's think seriously:

He is only a man, most of them are strange

Cause they are just different creature

Don't take the joke seriously.

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March 2, 2008

The First Conviction

Spammers have to be more worried now.  They are going
to be facing jail time.  Spoems.com tries to make lemonade
out of the lemons sent to our e-mail boxes everyday: it isn't
a solution.  Is giving someone nine years in jail a solution?

RICHMOND, Va. - A divided Virginia Supreme Court
affirmed the nation's first felony conviction for illegal
spamming on Friday, ruling that Virginia's anti-spamming
law does not violate free-speech rights.

Jeremy Jaynes of Raleigh, N.C., considered among the
world's top 10 spammers in 2003, was convicted of massive
distribution of junk e-mail and sentenced to nine years in prison.

Prolific spammer's conviction upheld

 

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February 24, 2008

Spoems Can Be Fun

Checking e-mail has its ups and downs.  Sifting through spam to find those long lost correspondences that dear friends so desperately want to voice and have received has become more and more difficult of a task for both sender and receiver.  To say one want spam e-mail is a stretch yet it’s a reality of life on the internet.

What do you do when you have lemons?  Well, of course you make lemonade.  Looking through spam e-mails for hidden gems of literary art, is the thing to do.  Those jumbled prose that make sense yet have a random poetry about them.  Spoems can become beautiful poems, meaningful anecdotes at times.  Once again, they can be fun too.  Look forward to all of your e-mails again.  Don’t let the spammers steal ones joy.  Spoems.com is the place to highlight your spam poetry.  Is there a Spoet in you?

Wikipedia has some more information about Spoems or Spoetry if you are interested.    You can learn how to submit your works to Spoems.com here: Submit Spoems.

 

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