April 14, 2009

Susan Boyle Wants to be a Professional Singer

Mocked as a Child,
Ambitions put on the backburner of life,
Unemployed at 47,
With only her cat and a dream,
Mourning the passing of her mother,
A desire to be a profession singer,
Can she seize her opportunity?

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February 11, 2009

Henrietta Hughes

I have an urgent need, unemployment and homelessness,
a very small vehicle for my family and I to live in.

The housing authority has two years waiting lists, and we
need something more than the vehicle and the parks to go to.

We need our own kitchen and our own bathroom.
Please help.

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August 26, 2008

obama's girls

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May 8, 2008

Hear My Cry

People outgoing cry okay,
Wind and breath regrets the earth.
Take on years longing all mouthful of forest,
Rain come way of speaking regret to sea.
Residents old official Song of prayer to all.
Harmony conjunction belief in genes.
Not all right yourself strains your earth.

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I am so deeply pleased by the fact that, first of all, I'm not the first person to have thought of Spam Poetry, and I'm really excited that this site exists. This little gem was composed in the spring of 2005 while I was trapped in a secretarial job with nothing else to do. I am not sure what a diadem is but it sounds lovely, doesn't it?

 

light splashed in his 

golden diadem. On the 

utah noah honduras sunshade 

With the human scent of love.

 

an intricate, pleasant song of

convex ambrosial 

Utopian talk might cause 

breaking down of the 

tyranny execution boy dane 

 

brigantine mesenteric mincemeat 

here below campfire beggar incompatible 

now someone else in

his arms, dislocated  

under their white turbans

 

Oh, with pleasure!' exclaimed

the linden over the cobalt agent 

anachronism contemporary critic 

 

In that, too, you

darted to the fountain 

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Filed under Spoems, Spoetry, User Submitted Spoems, Spam Poetry by kira.

Lazy to attend exam or classes?
We have Diplomas, Degrees, Masters' or Doctorate for the masses.

Choose from any field of your interest.
Only 2 weeks require to delivers the prestigious degree for only a few Pences.

Universities paper to your doorstep fast.
Do not hesitate to give us a call today as this offer will not last.

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Your Approval Is Enclosed!
Now you have the opportunity to save your time and money!
Your Credit Line Is Confirmed!
With US based online stores you can buy!
Now you save your time.
Save your money now!
Your Approval Is Enclosed!
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March 5, 2008

WHAT A GREAT IDEA!

Another, and yet another.
By and by he would silently cast his vote.
Along my arms close to my heart.
Instantly my body became tense and always ridged. 
The way of the world at play, yet, like an optimism. 
All must stay.

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March 2, 2008

The First Conviction

Spammers have to be more worried now.  They are going
to be facing jail time.  Spoems.com tries to make lemonade
out of the lemons sent to our e-mail boxes everyday: it isn't
a solution.  Is giving someone nine years in jail a solution?

RICHMOND, Va. - A divided Virginia Supreme Court
affirmed the nation's first felony conviction for illegal
spamming on Friday, ruling that Virginia's anti-spamming
law does not violate free-speech rights.

Jeremy Jaynes of Raleigh, N.C., considered among the
world's top 10 spammers in 2003, was convicted of massive
distribution of junk e-mail and sentenced to nine years in prison.

 

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Just before the different idea of men.
Flitted through fell fluffy brain, and undoubtedly crude.

Carelessly the twelfth-first century makes feathers.
The only people mute to the cries of the world.

Surely not suggestion to throw yourself into a river.
Perhaps read my though the foregone maze of life.

Proved pleasure to all these changes in expression.
Belief came naturally and so suddenly without nonsense.

 

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