I am so deeply pleased by the fact that, first of all, I'm not the first person to have thought of Spam Poetry, and I'm really excited that this site exists. This little gem was composed in the spring of 2005 while I was trapped in a secretarial job with nothing else to do. I am not sure what a diadem is but it sounds lovely, doesn't it?

 

light splashed in his 

golden diadem. On the 

utah noah honduras sunshade 

With the human scent of love.

 

an intricate, pleasant song of

convex ambrosial 

Utopian talk might cause 

breaking down of the 

tyranny execution boy dane 

 

brigantine mesenteric mincemeat 

here below campfire beggar incompatible 

now someone else in

his arms, dislocated  

under their white turbans

 

Oh, with pleasure!' exclaimed

the linden over the cobalt agent 

anachronism contemporary critic 

 

In that, too, you

darted to the fountain 

crown power royalty

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